Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dear Term Paper:

Dear term paper on Gender Role Quality Development:

I am sorry that you are feeling moody and have locked yourself in the bathroom, but I really need you to come out now. I know you are having a very rough week, but can we please talk about it later?

I am sorry that you are feeling bloated, and tired, and feeling like no one listens to you... yes, I know, not even the cat. But I really wasn't trying to offend you.

No. that isn't what I meant.

I'm sorry, I was trying to be funny.

Yes, I was being an ass. You are right.

No, I think you are beautiful... OK, sexy. Incredibly hot!

Yes, I really mean that.

Will you come out now? Please?

You see, we are kind of running out of time...

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